thank god its monday

I now believe in love at first sight.

radiator

burn in hell live journal!

MONDAY- woke up wanting to die, managed a whole day in college despite this. demanded pie at lunch so me and the blonde went and got some, it was bad, very bad. i do not want pie again. WENT HOME TO BED.

TUESDAY- hung out at blondies, ate meatballs and watched what i can only describe as child pornography. well it was close enough. never eating meatballs again. put blondies extensions in my hair, looked ridiculously scene. laughed for ages. dont worry theres photo evidence.

WEDNESDAY- went to college then into town with blonde. blondie went to glasgow so i went to the pub with buchan, watched the match x2, got trased and demanded chips and cheese. buchan had more cheese than me so i sabotaged that, and it ended in a cheese fight.Being trashed little me smacked the lips on him before i left. :D tee hee hee i must have tasted sooo good- cheese and beer!!!

tonight gig at scrubway. amphetamenies tomorrow, party saturday then opium saunday, hopefully zoes cumin this weekend and will join me in the plans cos i miss her so. :(

yupyupyup towny xxx

FRIDAY- Went to chads with meldrum. Got baked as per usual.

SATURDAY- Went up 2 livi, wandered, saw chris mann and puked down myself with disgust.
Went to the dredful with joni, ross n jamie, drank practically straight vodka in the
toilets with kylie n gemma. lol, and yeah thats all I remember, went on the whitey
shotted pink sambuce an black aftershock! eewwww, left early, ran about joe's kitchen in
my pants eating a cheesesring and demanding peanut butter. *shrugs*

SUNDAY- Woke up at 9 with headfones tied to my face. *shrugs* No headache or anything....
Went outside, fresh air hit me, realised I was still trashed.got a taxi to the
centre. Got home feeling shitty went to bed attempted to sleep, wasnt happening.
The blonde then foned asking if i wanted to go to subway.After the night before i
was thinking no, but she twisted my arm, ( as in said; "go on") lol
Went to town drank a bottle an a half of wine, on my own while getting ready, sad
I know!! met cochran n blondie, headed to el opium. Cochran got kicked out of BOTH
clubs, how does he do it? fuck knows. met steve platt :D whom I havn't seen for ages.
played pool with him and kev. Kicked their asses!! (cos they potted the black) :D
Pulled some guy with a shitty mohawk, then he informed me he had a girlfriend, fucker
ran away from him, met a hot lesbian chick called Ailsa, she gave me her number. GET IN!!!

Met Diannes wifey, talked pish to him, drank waaayy too muck miller, and shots :(
Talked to sum random girl who was like " ohh I know u from college, I like love ur hair"
I was like interested??- nooooooooo, i was trashed. Smoked all my fags,godamm

<3 BEST PART OF THE NIGHT- on the way home stopped at a garage, microwaved my own rustler
burger while being too drunk for chips, stick my head in the
microwave which, personally I thought was funny, yet the;
ethnicminorityihatemyjobimgoingtoshootthenextdrunkwhoputstheirheadinthatfuckinmicrowave
......did not.


.I need to smoke.










*crawls out computer room*

Im 18 now. Ive dyed my hair from pink to purple. Im a bitch sometimes. FACT

Dye my hair pink/purple last night.Its erm very bright. Completly socially unacceptable now, couldn't fit in if I tried.

Going to visit the gay still, woo party in aberdeen, going to a fetish club where you get whipped on enrty apparently.

gonna be 18 soon. I just chainsmoked and now wish I was dead.

Lifes a fun game isn't it?

:D xx

Went to the Tron with Blondie, erm emma and buchan, yeah thats all the names I can remember smoked ourselved to death while blondie had a domestic with Craig, god he's a cock sometimes.
Was meant to go out for craigs leaving night but poor wee blondie had the sniffles. So went to Chads instead got baked, as usual. and learnt a bit of gossip that made me pissed off for the rest of the night.


Going to club earth tonight for my babys leaving night *cries* i dont want the gay to leave *cries* Billy talent on friday then possibly going out after for andrews 2nd leaving night yaaayyy!
towny xxxxxx

Friday- went to chads, went home baked and bored.

Saturday- went to gig at ratt, saw the breakers and pop up porno. *drools* she has shaved her head and looks even hotter (if thats even possible) Manda was working <3 and gave us quadrupels for the price of singles, note: i love manda.
Went to retro which was the alternative part of the club, requested and danced to drive by argument, on my own. Dj clearly noticed my top so played 3 dead kennedys songs, Yaasssss!, Then th night died, ned appeared form all angles and surrounded us, forcing our dance moves to become less flamboyant and our smiles to fade. After 3000 bimbos and 4000 pervy boy neds we got taxi home and ended the night with a 3 teir cheese sandwich.( highlight of my night)

Sunday- went shopping with Jo, had a big discussion about our super egos being abnormally large leading to mild forms of self loath. Went home put on pjs and danced in kitchen to fat bottom girls. Yaaass!

pretty much this weekend sucked, and next weekend will to as i have no plans and am babysitting on saturday night.
*cries*


xoxox

Went to hotel mcblondies last night and smoked many cancer sticks while going head to head at an intellectual game of hungry hippos.Looked at the photos from sunday night, oh god, I did in fact lick you blondie, and the photo shows it wernt very pretty either!

FRIDAY- went to jonis dads 50th. met lovley gentleman called "looney Broon" who was a bald facist with no teeth and when talking to joni, mentioned that when she was younger she didnt have the "assets" that she has now.Seriously if he had asked me to go home with him, my life would be complete.

SATURDAY-went to the breakers gig in west caulder with joni, sarah n keith. Met thee most beautiful man in the world. Got free tickets to the ratt gig this saturday. Went on to the dredful for the beginning of blondies birthday. Stayed sobre, shouted skank as some drunk mini blowing chunks in the toilets. Tried to strip fraser of his dignity, but he had none to start off with.

SUNDAY- was ashley and blondies birthday so did a santa round of delivering presents. Went to ashleys party in town, made cocktails an smoked out the window watcking the fireworks. Got mega trashed, somehow got to subway. Met adrian outside, the cock that he is. Avoided him the rest of the night. joni puled some ugly ned guy and well lets just say we all got a bit of booty that night. lol

MONDAY- still trashed from night before, skived college.

TODAY- in college, wandered around with nikki who had pink hair now. goddamn and went to sociology.now at sociology's break.weeeeeeeeee

lovelovelove towny xoxox

Im going to die. My life my life is spiralling downwards.Ive turned emo (not)- This can be seen through the meer fact that I am back on fucking livejournal, it means my life has gone to shit so I tell a computer all thoughts as they dribble from a hole in the side of my fucking head.

But I am going to see rancid with joni, jamie and chad,
and going to see Billy talent with blondie.

Im going to dye my hair pink, drying it out will allow el mohawk to sit properly- so Im pretty much gonna bleach the fucking shit out of it.

Brain empty now

Towny xoxox

Dyed mohawk partly blue yesterday, including my forehead and fingers.Smoking myself into oblivion as usual.... been plastered too many times to take into account. gotta go to psycho project

This weekend.
friday- usual gathering of junkies.
saturday- DREDNOUGHT (SPELT THAT ONE WRONG DIDN'T I)
sunday- opium/subway

hotrock ur sox

TOWNY

XXX

...all in all it's just another brick in the wall.

people are so fucking stupid sometimes, 3 fucking mini ned-ettes walked past me in stevenson earlier and tittered away to themselves.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE ITS JUST VERTICAL HAIR, i APOLIGISE IF ITS NOT TO YOUR RETARDED NEDDY STANDARDS, BUT ONE MOTIVATION OF MINE TO GET A MOHAWK IS SO THAT IT DIFFERS ME FROM FUCKTARDS LIKE YOU.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCKERS!

XXX

SOCIETY- 1
TOWNY- 0

Update of weekend..

FRIDAY- went into town with Meldrum and Reiley, went to Zoga, apple tobacco + Ruubicon = LOVE
watched a strange fat man look at strange pictures on the internet. Bought OREOS- they are
the sex likes. Found the cockney on the side of a white van and photographed it.
Headed back to flat then went to chads, got pretty baked then me, meldrum, ross, chad, ally,
rachel, andrew, reiley went back to my flat and got , well more baked i guess, mikey and malcom
arrived for short period of time also.

Saturday- me and ross went into town, got more oreos and he bought me an 8 ball lighter!! it kicked his
lighters ass!he also bought some pep pills.
2 boxes of oreos later 4 pep pills and muchoes muchoes grass, towny was in a right state, we went
to daves house with kenny and mike, and i spent the entire night with my face in anything
readable. I read 2 magazines word for word 3 times over, watched every video in ross's fone
and renamed every one of his pictures! easy to say i was out my wee face.
went back to mike n kennys flat and couldnt sleep the entire night, at least i found my answer
to survive at T in the park!

Sunday- Went back to Flat to find Joni n the blonde drinking themselves stupid. Turns out there was a buy
one gat one free deal in scotmid so they had gone a wee bitty crazy.-beer bottles all over the
floor.after muchoes banter +cider+ fags i went to bed.

Monday- went to college, booo! nae fun there, but i did buy the best gummy worms to last me through maths!
THEN me dredlocks and the gay got stoned and went to the botanical gardens. Yeeeeeee laughed at
funny plant names, got lost in the trees, andy found a power hose thing that he of course had to
try out, got chased by evil squirrels and in the end got send out by a crazy man with a whistle.
Went back to chads, Ross spent the entire night playing his stupid fucking nintendo DS. Was
muchoes pissed off about that but didnt say anything.Went home stayed at mums. Ate macaroni.

Plans for the weekend= babysitting, getting stoned, mighty boosh, opium,weeeeeeeeeee

hotrock ur sox

towny
xxx

PLACEBO are playing at T in the park. a little part of me just died. that makes t in the bark like 100 percent better. weeeeeeee

theres a crazy girl in my class an i hate her and ahe hates me she claims to be canadian but i think the accent is put on,
she cant be cos im canadian and i dont suck ass,
conclusion - shes a liar and a toff. O_____O

andrew didnt appear last night, bet he was at pauls ggrrr - but on a lighter note me and the gays are going to a GIANT HOMOSEXUAL PARTY on saturday (just thought id capitalise that one) which will be amazing!

in dilemma about whats happening next year, media corse with joni at stevenson or full time job?
, stay with blondie,move to town with ross, move back home.

aaaahhh decisions, also trying to think about what colour i should mix in with the black mohawk,
either 1,baby pink 2.red. 3. green. 4.purple or just blonde aaaahhhhh life is full of mini dilemmas!

Dee is moving away on monday i hope to see him before then so i can cry on him for days.

Going in on friday with meldrum to get MIGHTY BOOSH TICKETS , i alredy have mine, i spend like an hour at the reception desk working out which seat would be closest in jumping distance so i can lunge wildly at Vince. or naboo hes a decent substitute =:D3=[

my wee zoey baby has gone awall, havnt seen her for a while, bet the hospital have her locked up.

anyway

hotrock ur sox

towny xxx

whats new with me you say?
..erm...I GOT A MOHAWK!
MWAHAHAH FUCK YES, although ever since it was cut ive been substituting normal words for the word mohawk instead.
yesterday in maths i asked the teacher (loudly) if he cound help me work out this mohawk V____V
not the best idea.

met kat this morning, updated a bit, she had the coolest bag ever. turns out keiths back with lucy. gggrrr
dumping kat for lucy?... next he'll be eating sawdust. (crazy folks do that right?)

heard nicole got jumped by chrises girlfriend Jay, and jay will soon be a jailbird. lol
could just be rumours though.

spent this afternoon with emma and mike. turns out chris played a whole woes me towny dumped me scenario but missed out how he got me back or how he, erm how would he put it'got his money's worth'
wank

turns out there was a gig at the rat i was oblivious too, bugger, although there was a strict age limit that was not there at the previous gig. so i guess not a loss then, weeeeeee

fuck im late for class,

hotrock ur sox

towny

xxx

the guy next to me is listening to classical music
enough said

Gig at the bongo club tonight also one at the place across from bannermans. Think me joni paul and andrew are going.
jonis hair will be bright pink! lol. 2 gigs and ive promised to go to both fuck sake. got free tickets for them though!

I think ive got class in 15 minutes, im not sure though.

I'll go check!